deep sea bears

do you think morning radio hosts are ever able to turn off the smug

is this just something their families have to put up with

dilbert: know what's a good book?
dogbert: the secret?
dilbert: yes.
dogbert: i'm so smart, dilbert.
dilbert: as am i. in fact, everyone i meet is so underneath my intelligence, i wonder why i even acknowledge their existence.
dilbert's internal thought: in my sophomore year of high school, i once tried to skateboard, fell off, and cried. i also had recurring wet dreams of commodore 64s
MEANWHILE
jaguarbert: working hard or hardly working

good morning tumblr. stay powerful and strong as ya can and we’ll muddle past the shit together

Hardened space mercenary Jeff Starfucker stares out the window of his starship. I wish I didn’t burn my dick off fucking all those stars, he thinks to himself grittily
Prepare For Spacetwinks writing Project “Video Games (CCC)”

5 stories, maybe more

ihfsttinuf:

spacetwinks:

for reference: i like paranoia agent more than NGE, and i like utena more than either of them

Good priorities, but what of lain?

lain is diffiult for me to categorize in terms of “liking” more than another thing

it’s hard for me to explain

for reference: i like paranoia agent more than NGE, and i like utena more than either of them

i’m going to power marathon utena, paranoia agent, serial experiments lain, and neon genesis evangelion

i think i’m going to do anywhere from 4-9 more pieces similar to that MGS/Dr. Pepper one

and then make a collection out of it

and then make a patreon for writing, in general